I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
"Wet dream? I don’t even know what that is!" — Darren Criss

Hello ! My name is Pauline.

Chris Colfer makes me want to become a ninja while Darren Criss makes me want to be a hippy.

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.” ― J.D. Salinger.
My rules, Buddy.

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

JOHN HURT IS NOT THE 12TH DOCTOR CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP

roy-musttang-the-timelord:

Like I’m so fucking aggravated

Because I see people going
“OH WHO’S THIS OLD BAG HE’S TO UGLY TO BE THE THE 12 DOCTOR”

Please

For the love of god pay attention to his lines

He is the MISSING doctor
Most like the one who killed the daleks and ended the war doing things he should of never done.

I stop bashing on him
*sigh*
I love this fandom but sometimes I don’t get it

★~Star~★: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…

Did  30 minutes of intense cardio, YAY!

tags → #we're fucked 
justafanboy:

balcil:

thebestbloginthewholeworld:

c2ndy2c1d:

nat-thebaseballbrat:


“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

Here you my followers. 
calm your titties~ <3

Oh, good… *Sighs so loud that anyone in a ten mile radius can hear me*
So all this means is that Tumblr got over a billion dollars and they still get to do whatever they want. 

Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:

Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg


THANK GOD
Sweden’s host: Hello Lena!
Graham Norton: UGH
Graham Norton: I thought I’d see one Eurovision without Lena, but here she is
Graham Norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
Lena: We're having so much fun!
Graham Norton: Speak for yourself Lena
italian woman: you look like you're having fun out there!
graham norton (sarcastically): YAAAAAAH!