I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
"Wet dream? I don’t even know what that is!" — Darren Criss
Chris Colfer makes me want to become a ninja while Darren Criss makes me want to be a hippy.
“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.” ― J.D. Salinger.